Q:What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A:"Daddy! can I go to Miami!

Q:What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A:She turned it over and used the other side.

Q:How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A:There are some things even a blonde won't do.

Q:What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A:She moved.

Q:Why do blondes look up and smile at lightning?
A:They think someone is taking their picture.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
A:You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline!

Q:Why do blondes have square breasts?
A:Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box!

Q:What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A:You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q:Why can't blondes count to 70?
A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Q:What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Q:What did the blonde customer say to the waitress when reading her nametag?
A: "Mary... that's cute. What did you name the other one?"

Q:Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
A:The noise gave her a headache.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A:Not everyone has been in a 747.

Q:What do blondes say after sex?
A: "Thanks, guys!"